Keeping my four eyes clean

I've had glasses since I was 12, and have often struggled to keep them clean enough to see this weird world of ours, so it is with some authority that I can say that the best cleaning cloth for a pair of glasses is the one we got at the Edvard Munch art gallery in Oslo.

The best glasses case I ever got was from the Lazy Bear Lodge in Churchill, Canada, because cold places know how to keep things safe and clean.

I've lost both of them in the years since, and it doesn't seem illogical to travel back there one day, so I can see clearly again.